“From Simple To Sinister”
In the
book “Simple & Sinister” by Pavel Tsatsouline (Pure Power Publications for
the italian translation), are showed two goals, the Simple one, and the
Sinister one. The first one is easily achievable by anyone, consisting in 100
swings one hand, in 10 single sets (5 on each side) within 5’, with a 32kg KB
for the gentlemen, and 16kg KB for the ladies, and after a recovery of
1’, 10 Get Ups in single sets (5 on each side) within 10’, with a 32kg KB for
the gentlemen, and with a 16kg KB for the ladies.
The
Sinister goal consists of the execution of the Swing 1H and the Get Up with the
48kg Beast for the gentlemen, and with the 32kg KB (swing) and the 24kg KB (Get
Up) for the ladies.
Personally,
during approximately 3 months I’ve moved from the Simple to Sinister, advancing
in doing both the exercises from the 32kg KB to the 48kg KB, remaining within
the time limit.
Here are
some advices, based on my personal experience, for anyone wants to try to
achieve the “Sinister Goal” and become “a man among the men” (as Pavel said).
Share
your path with your own mates and the people close to you, and write about it
on social networks. It will help you to follow the line, to keep your
motivation high, and to share your task not only with yourself, but also with
the others. When you’ll reach one more step, approval and support will help in
your ambitious goal.
Train
always in the same area or gym zone, put a safety strip on the wall at your
stomach’s height, to check the correct height of every swing. Training always
in the same place will make you more confident.
Increase
the size of the bell one set at time, both in the Swing and in the Get Up,
until you’ll do it in every set regarding that Kettlebell size.
For
example:
Workout
1
Swing 1H
48 Kg/48Kg; 44/44; 44/44; 44/44; 44/44
GetUp 48Kg/48Kg; 44/44; 44/44; 44/44; 44/44
Workout
2
Swing 1H
48/48; 48/48; 44/44; 44/44; 44/44
GetUp 48/48; 48/48; 44/44; 44/44;44/44/4;
44/44
Maintain
this linear progression for 2/3 workouts, then take a day off, or decrease the
size of the bell of 2 sizes and keep doing 100 swings and 10 get ups.
Focus
your mind on what you’are about to do, starting with the correct mental focus
is essential!
Start
your workouts with the Original Strength resets by Tim Anderson and Geoff
Neupert, for example:
March 10
Cross Crawl 10/10
Rolling 3/3
Rocking 20
Neck Nods 10
Crawling 20/20
Pump 10
Then do
a single get up on each side, pretending to have a bell of the same size of
that day (a heavy one).
When you
succeed in doing 100 swings 1H in sets of 10 and 10 get ups in sets of 1 with
the target size, start to rush the clock; personally I started doing the swings
every 1 minute, then a 1’ recovery and finally the get ups every 1’ 30’’.
For
example:
Swing 1H
10 rip 15”on/30”off approximately, 10 sets, 7’30” total time
1’ recovery
GetUp 1 rip 30” on/45”off approximately, 10 sets, 12’30” total time
Once again strengthen it for 2/3 workouts, then take a day off or , or decrease
the size of the bell of 2 sizes and keep doing your swings and get ups.
Now you should be near the goal, decrease 15’’ from your recovery and try the
test!
Swing 1H 10 rip 15”on/15”Off x10 sets,5’ total time
1’ recovery
GetUp 1 rip 30” on/30”off x 10 sets, 10’ total time
Strengthen it for 2/3 workouts, then take a day off or a light one.
My progression was a little bit faster, when I felt nice and strong I increased
the bell size in 2/3 sets every workout, listen to your body as usual. It will
tell you if it’s ready or if it’s better wait the next workout.
Another
essential topic is breathing. If you don’t breathe correctly, you’ll reduce
your driving power during the swings, you’ll become tired early, and you’ll
arrive to engage the Get ups with shortness of breath and no awareness.
I’ve seen guys trained by myself starting the Get ups after the Swing
completely pain-stricked, even forgetting the correct technique for the
exercise. A student of mine, which was a former fighter, has told me that the
feeling is very similar to a standing K.O.
During the Swings, inhale sharply just before the hip flexion and exhale during
the hip extension; when you’ll use heavy bells, I suggest you to use a double
inhalation: when the descent of the bell starts, after the floating phase,
inhale from the nose and exhale from the mouth, inhale again from the nose just
before the eccentric phase and exhale at the end of the concentric phase, using
this double breathing pattern has helped me to finish the swings with a better
awareness.
Don’t
digress from your target, if your goal is to achieve the Sinister train for it,
remain on the line. It was a beautiful experience and I had the opportunity and
the privilege to share it with my gym mates, my girlfriend Maria Antonietta and
a lot of “iron friends” that gave me support and encouragement:
Emanuele Conti, Mark Riefkind, Marco De Pretto, Fabio Zonin, Mark Limbaga,
Simone Losoni, Marcello Toscano.
A very special thanks goes to Stefan Lofstrom, watching his video I realized
that the Sinister goal was achievable, and to my Facebook friends who put “I
like” on my videos, that simple “Thumb up” has given me a lot of passion and
energy.
Simple & Sinister to you !